i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
