i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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