Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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