Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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