I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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