? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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