Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I wish i was in the wii world.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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