You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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