So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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