He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just had sex on a roof
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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