she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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