She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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