What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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