Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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