Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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