I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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