i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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