you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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