This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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