she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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