Where is the hickey?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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