Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Can i not drive my cunt home
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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