Already got asked if we're dating
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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