Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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