My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
handjob tips. give me some.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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