i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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