i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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