Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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