Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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