Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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