living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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