Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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