my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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