I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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