if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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