U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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