Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
