Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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