I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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