I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I have fence marks all over my body
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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