i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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