How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
