I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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