KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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