but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
my poor anus
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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