My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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