okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Semen is not good for contacts.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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