called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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