he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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