just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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