The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It's Friday. Sex?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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