Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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