There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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