i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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