Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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