Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize